Adapt, Panic, or Profit?
Adapt, Panic, or Profit?
Adapt, Panic, or Profit?
Hilariously Stressful Quizzes About the Future
Hilariously Stressful Quizzes About the Future
Hilariously Stressful Quizzes About the Future
A diagnostic comedy collection for anyone trying to stay functional through climate doom, corporate feedback loops, and algorithmic dread.
A diagnostic comedy collection for anyone trying to stay functional through climate doom, corporate feedback loops, and algorithmic dread.
A diagnostic comedy collection for anyone trying to stay functional through climate doom, corporate feedback loops, and algorithmic dread.
BUY THE BOOK
BUY THE BOOK
ABSURD ENDORSEMENTS
ABSURD ENDORSEMENTS
ABSURD ENDORSEMENTS
“We tried to ban this book. It reappeared inside our dreams, wrapped in foil and softly honking.”
“We tried to ban this book. It reappeared inside our dreams, wrapped in foil and softly honking.”
“We tried to ban this book. It reappeared inside our dreams, wrapped in foil and softly honking.”
— Office of Narrative Containment, Department of Implausible Literature
— Office of Narrative Containment, Department of Implausible Literature
“Refreshing, insightful, and emotionally destabilizing. Highly recommended.”
“Refreshing, insightful, and emotionally destabilizing. Highly recommended.”
— Chad from Accounting
— Chad from Accounting
“As an ancient demon recently summon through a misaligned self-care ritual, I found this book both informative and concerning. Would read again.
“As an ancient demon recently summon through a misaligned self-care ritual, I found this book both informative and concerning. Would read again.
— Zarak the Eternal (and his essential oils)
— Zarak the Eternal (and his essential oils)
“This book contains no actionable insights. We still promoted the author.”
“This book contains no actionable insights. We still promoted the author.”
— Unnamed Corporate Strategist, Q3 Innovation Memo
— Unnamed Corporate Strategist, Q3 Innovation Memo
INSIDE THE BOOK
INSIDE THE BOOK
19 quizzes
90+ strange archetypes
An alarming number of existential checkboxes
And one raccoon with profound emotional insight
19 quizzes
90+ strange archetypes
An alarming number of existential checkboxes
And one raccoon with profound emotional insight
19 quizzes
90+ strange archetypes
An alarming number of existential checkboxes
And one raccoon with profound emotional insight
Each quiz begins like a joke and ends like a mirror.
You’ll laugh. Then flinch. Then send someone your result with no explanation.
Each quiz begins like a joke and ends like a mirror.
You’ll laugh. Then flinch. Then send someone your result with no explanation.
Each quiz begins like a joke and ends like a mirror.
You’ll laugh. Then flinch. Then send someone your result with no explanation.
19 Opportunities to Misdiagnose Yourself
19 Opportunities to Misdiagnose Yourself
19 Opportunities to Misdiagnose Yourself
Emotionally Overqualified?
Emotionally Overqualified?
This book is for you if you’ve ever:
Considered fleeing the algorithm but couldn’t find the exit
Caught your grief wearing your hoodie again
Said “I’m fine” while making a duck noise
Been reassigned by HR to a prophecy you didn’t believe in
Laughed so hard it made you feel something
This book is for you if you’ve ever:
Considered fleeing the algorithm but couldn’t find the exit
Caught your grief wearing your hoodie again
Said “I’m fine” while making a duck noise
Been reassigned by HR to a prophecy you didn’t believe in
Laughed so hard it made you feel something
This book is for you if you’ve ever:
Considered fleeing the algorithm but couldn’t find the exit
Caught your grief wearing your hoodie again
Said “I’m fine” while making a duck noise
Been reassigned by HR to a prophecy you didn’t believe in
Laughed so hard it made you feel something