Panic Adjacent Press is a satirical press devoted to lyrical absurdity, emotional truth, and systems thinking disguised as multiple choice. They’re the creator of Adapt, Panic, or Profit?—a quiz book that reimagines the apocalypse as a series of bizarre survival diagnostics. With influences ranging from dystopian logic to end-of-year reports to climate dread, their work explores the surreal logic of modern collapse with a laughably specific sense of humor. Each quiz doubles as a coping mechanism, each punchline a quiet kind of resistance. They believe the future will demand impossible poise in absurd conditions—and the only way through it is with wit, heart, and the occasional screaming duck.